done with skirts

Seriously...what is my deal with work and not being able to wear a skirt! I'm not sure if I posted after my latest incident..pretty sure I didnt because it was just too embarrassing.
I went to the ladies room and was walking back to the office and all of a sudden someone was yelling "Mam! Mam!" I really didn't think much of it but she got louder and it seemed obvious then that she might be talking to me. I turned around and it was a secretary from another office I walk by 100 times A DAY. She then attempted to whisper but probably out of breath from having to yell at me, she informed me that part of my skirt was tucked into my underwear in the back. Only girls will understand that this can happen and one should always check before leaving a restroom or going anywhere out in public. I was mortified! I really didn't know what else to say by "thanks." The best part was that my restroom trip was actually on the way to go drop something off in the basement of my building. So I walked from the restroom (in the basement)down two long hall ways then walked back done those two hallways, up the stairs and ACROSS the main lobby of my building (which happens to be the Administration Building, holding of course the higher powers of campus). It wasn't until I have within reach of my office that someone stopped me. I didn't think I could ever look that woman in the face. I don't really remember when it happened and I no longer think of it as I pass her everyday but it was up there with the Table Incident.

That was a longer recap than intended but today ranks up there with that incident. I bought this handkerchief skirt recently because it was ridiculous cheap. I tried it on in the privacy of my apartment and really couldn't figure out how to wear it because it has all different lengths and such and I don't internet at my place so I couldn't GOOGLE it like I have been doing for the past half-hour. But, for some reason today I decided to wear it even though I wasnt 100% sure that I was wearing it correctly. I have been sitting at my desk all morning thinking it cant be right but when I stand up its Okay...somewhat? Well I just thought I would turn it 90 degrees and I think thats the way it was always supposed to be. So I have been walking around all morning with my skirt on sideways pretty much, with the shortest length of fabric in front. I bet the people in my building wonder if I own a mirror or that my second job is working the corner! Still not positive that I am wearing it right but I will just rock it until someone tells me otherwise.