Sleepy eyes

I have been pretty good lately getting through my day without any problems. I was kind of thankful but also worried that my blog has been suffering since I haven't been making an fool out of myself. Well the prayers were answered.
Jasmine awoke me this morning at her usual time, between 3 and 4 am. She was just being too cute drinking the Christmas tree water last night (and the night before) that I couldn't stop her. More water =frequent bathroom trips. Well she woke me up and being half asleep I ran right into the side of my door (the skinny side of a door when its open). This was a moment after I had stepped on my TV remote. I let her outside and tried to sleep standing up while "watching" her from the door. She finally came in and I was walking back to my room and as I was about to get into bed I kicked over a jar of bath salt someone at work had given me. Okay, this isn't your ordinary bath salt...its old lady bath salt and can be smelled from miles away. I just stood over it for sometime because my eyes had not fully opened yet and the smell was starting to make me sick. I couldn't vacuum it up because A. it was 3 or 4 in the morning and B. Stupid vacuum cleaner is not working. So I had the great idea of taking a towel and covering it up to help soften the smell so I could sleep.
Things continued to improve when I managed to wake up later than I should again. I then torn apart my closet trying to just find something simple to wear and get out the door. I put on a white t-shirt and started getting ready when I had a perma-stain down the front of it and deemed it "not wearable" to work. I then pulled out an old standby and continued to get ready. Not 5 minutes later I noticed a weird stain on one of the shoulders and it to could not be worn. I also ran out to start my car and realized I had left my cell phone in my car and it was like it have frostbite. So I spent 5 minutes trying to revive it. If that phone was a cat, it would have way past 9 lives now. I then noticed that before I left I saw that I had been stepping on the towel covering up the bath salt all morning and the salts should be embedded in my carpet now. The smell will most likely last forever!
So far nothing else major has happened but you know its bad when the sun isn't up and everything that could go wrong does!