Im back!

Two years since the last entry. Nothing has happened.

okay two years is a little long so I will have to recap in small doses. Heres a more recent tale:

I've been meaning to put up some Christmas lights during my days off this week and there was no better time than waiting until after dark tonight to do so. Not only was it cold and dark but I live in an area over populated by JUDGERS. I'm like a winning lottery ticket to a judger. They seem to lurk around me waiting to cash in. Never a disappointment. So there I am hanging up Christmas lights and trying to duck from people (JUDGERS) as they drive by or walk into the building. I managed to do a pretty good job of not making an ass out of myself until I took a hammer to my thumb. I silently cursed everything holy, and resisted the urge of throwing my PINK hammer three stories down. My luck I would hit someones dog and have to live out my days in a psych ward. Since the hammer was benched, I decided to use my staple gun. So now I'm the girl stapling a sad string of lights up, drawing even more attention.

I get to the point where one would stop and accept the fact its fine if the tail of the string of lights just hangs there. Living on the edge, I decide to hit it with one more staple and actually put the staple thru the cord. I can't the first one to do this but I couldn't decide if I should leave it and risk it bursting into flames and burning down my apartment building. Or, taking down all my hardwork. After taking 5 seconds to weigh the pros and cons I decided to pre-dial 911 on my phone and spend the rest of the evening watching it from the inside of my aparment while its still standing.