I wonder if there is a FBA (Face Book Anonymous)?

So I have a new addiction. It has been described as being as addictive as heroin or crack. I was good for so long, but after some peer pressure I had to try it once. They say once you try it, there's no going back...and they were right. Before you think I have totally lost it, I'm talking about Face Book. It's a website that students from colleges all over the US can register on and connect with their friends at school and other schools across the US. It's addictive because you can post pictures, update your profile to list every interest you could have in the world, leave messages for your friends on their "wall" and join clubs/groups with interests like yours such as 'Golden Girls anonymous' or 'Bring Back the old school Nickelodeon. Once a friend adds you, you can then look at their profile and look at their friends and then you can look at their friends, friends...and so on. So you can spend hour looking through the site.
I kind of had a 'withdraw' incident today. For some reason my computer was running really slow this morning but I thought nothing of it. I then went to check Face Book and someone had changed their picture so I went to look at it and it wouldn't let me. I tried closing out and looking at websites and all of a sudden no pictures would come up. Slowly, the pages starting getting slower and then not appearing at all. They were having some computer difficulties and I was about to call ITS and offer to buy the latest Star Wars DVD, if they could put a rush on getting the internet back. I wondered what I was going to do all day? We had NADA to do today and if my internet was down then I would have to talk to...dun dun dun...Meryl!
luckily, the workstudy girls started coming in and we were able to find stuff to do. Finally, everything is back to normal and I can go back to checking FB every 10 seconds!