
So I thought I would be brave today and go back to yesterday's scene of the accident and have lunch. I walked outside and it was even more beautiful today but I was NOT going to repeat yesterday so I sulked as I walked inside. I choose to eat in the food court towards the back facing the window so that no one could see my face, in case someone recognized me from yesterday. I enjoyed my lunch and decided that I would sit outside for the rest of my lunch break and read. I know what you are thinking, didn't yesterday's events occur when she decided to go outside? The answer is yes, but I took that into consideration and thought something embarrassing couldn't happen to me two days in a row...right? I was wrong.
I started packing up my belonging and before I could stop it, I bumped my 20 oz bottle of Mountain Dew and it fell over and spilled right onto my lap. I couldn't believe this was happening to me again. There I sit with pop stained pants in the crotch region and a pool of light green liquid underneath my chair. I shook my head in disbelief and put the rest of my stuff in my bag and waddled to the nearest restroom. Of course the closest one didn't have one of those air hand dryer things, so I had to waddle around the student center, carefully positioning my bag to cover the "accident", trying to find one of those dryers. I finally found one in the handicap restroom, which thank God was a single room, and I could take my pants off and hold them under the dryer. Fortunately, they dried and I called my mom to tell her it happened again. She laughed of course and suggested I call it a week. Agreed!
I was going to make a list today for my blog of the reasons I was glad it was Friday. I think yesterdays events combined with today, would take up the whole list!
1 comment:
Thanks for posting your embarrassing mishaps in the lunchroom, or wherever it was. It makes me feel better to know there are other people out there that might be as clutzy and self-conscious in public as me. Hope you don't have any more!
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