A night out with Ma

Got the news yesterday that my car was done...sweet! The real donkey show started trying to pick it up. Follow me for a second: My mom still had her company car which she drove to work yesterday freeing up her regular car. So I took my moms regular car to work yesterday and agreed to pick my mom up from work. Did I mention that she works in Blair, I work in Omaha, and we live in Fremont...yeah I know, crazy! I drove to Blair and scooped up my mom and we headed back to Omaha. We decided to stop at the clothing store Cato because she wanted to look for something to wear for casual day. Looked around and she found a few things and we went to pay. Mom complains that I won't let her buy me anything. I confess to the cashier and my mom that I haven't been able to shop lately. It's like I have no desire to buy things. The employee recommeds that I see a doctor. My mom's phone starts ringing while the cashier is ringing up her purchases. My mom then pulls out a lottery ticket and starts reading the numbers to her friend on the other end. The cashier is laughing and says "If that is a winning ticket, your not leaving the store." I start to pretend to not know this woman but my mom being to busy to pay for her things, left me take care of her transaction. The employees are laughing more, so to make sure I didn't leave looking like the crazy one I said "Okay mom, it's back to the nursing home for you." Of course my mom didn't hear me, so it wasn't as funny.
Before getting my car we stopped at a Japanese restaurant, Mt. Fuji (highly recommend!), for dinner. Had to have a Mai Tai also, I think it's a rule. Little strong and don't think I could of drank two (on a school night!). I let my pineapple chunk, drink decoration, soak too long and when I ate it I thought I was doing a shot!
Finally got my car and started heading home. Had a brush of death when a deer decided to run out in front of my car. All I could think of was Tommy Boy. Probably not good to laughing, while dodging a freaked out deer!