Restart the accident calendar!

Three important messages today:
1. HAPPY PAYDAY to those of you like me who are getting paid today!
2. Once again made an ass out of my self at the student center yesterday. I was trying to put a lid on my 32 oz fountain pop and I was trying to get out of the way of someone and I went to grab my pop and the side of it ripped and the whole pop spilled all along the counter and onto the floor. I told a worker what had happened and she was like "whoa" and took my old cup and said I could get a new one and someone would be there to clean it up. I waited for a minute because I was going to help but no one was coming so I decided to go hide in the back again. As I was paying the worker I told was yelling at one of the cashiers who then yelled across the food court that they needed him to come clean up a spill. "I don't know what happened. There's pop and ice everywhere!" he yelled to the worker that was going to clean up the mess. I seriously have to find a new lunch spot.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING HAS GRAPHIC DETAILS (no its not porn!) AND YOU MAY NOT WANT TO BE EATING WHILE READING!
3. The accident calendar needs to be restarted. I had $4.oo is 1-dollar bills last night I thought I would celebrate my Payday eve by dining at the ultra exclusive Taco Bell. As I was was waiting in the drive thru I reached into one of my bags and was stricken with pain. For some reason I had a ladies razor in my bag and the PROTECTIVE cover had come off. I had RAKED my finger along it and it shaved off a layer of my skin. Just thinking about it still makes my stomach turn! I had one napkin and I was trying to contain the blood long enough to pay for my food. I was still in Omaha and I knew I had to get a bandaid or something for the ride home. I knew there was a Wal-greens on the way home so I decided to stop. Since I had used my last actual bills I was going to have to pay in change. As I was getting out of my car my purse fell on the floor of my car and yes you guessed it all my change came out! I had to stand outside in the 100 degree heat and pick up enough dimes and nickels to pay for something to cover my wound with. I was able to find a whole box for .99 cents. I patched up my finger and drove home. Seriously, what are the odds of that happening! Sorry if I grossed anyone out!