Interesting finds

Wasting time on craigslist and found some interesting ads:

I'm a 25 y/o professional guy who works nights and weekends. I like to party but don't rage every night. 420 friendly.

• "don't rage every night but its cool to smoke pot!
  

The room you would stay in is 12 x 8, so you'd need a single bed, but we'd give you perks to make up for it! (For example: no mowing, we'll bake you a cake, etc.)

• I like how in exchange for a crappy room they will bake you a cake, seems fair?

anyone in the omaha, cbluffs area with a room that is pretty cheap for someone who needs a space for a few months - here for family medical problems and need some ALONE SPACE at a cheap and reasonable price - can cook clean paint etc to help out -

let me know and i'd prefer someone who does not have 4 dogs and 9 cats - THANKS for your attention and get back to me - VERY VERY laidback guy from TEXXX in this area for a few months ! p.s. i am a gay buddy if that matters

• Favorite parts are in orange!